Jokes that are you will only understand if you have an iq over 135
na but really jokes that require a bit of knowledge to understand
example: physics
Q: What did one photon say to the other photon?
A: I'm sick and tired of your interference.
anyone who has done youngs slit will get it
reason for doing this i like revising this way by making word plays and such so i remember the joke which reminds me of the theory
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Helium walks into a bar. "We don't serve noble gases in here" goes the bar keeper. Helium didn't react.
Prof to student: "Please draw the sinus curve"
student draws
Prof: "Well that looks pretty good"
Student: "Excuse me sir, that was supposed to be the x-axis. I'm a little nervous"
Heisenberg drives on the motorway and is stopped by the police. The officer asks for his liscense and asks him "Mr. Heisenberg, do you know how fast you've been?" "No, but I know where I am"
Last one made me smile, tbf
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allele says to his m8: I can't work in this mess!
his m8 says: do not worry you are recessive
gotta love that Heisenberg one made me laugh
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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper.
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, astronomers prefer the dark.
How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
How many general relativists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One holds the bulb, while the other rotates the universe.
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More light bulb jokes
How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
-1, but there are 400 applicants.
How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, that's a hardware problem.
How many hardware developers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, that's a software problem.
How many Microsoft workers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None. Microsoft declares darkness as standard.
What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a building engineer?
-Mechanical engineers build weapons, building engineers build targets.
Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
A: Fission Chips.
haha
A neutron walks into a bar, asks the barman "how much for a pint?"
Barman replies "for you? No charge"
best I could think of atm xD I'll comeback with a better one later I promise
wuts IQ and whats jokes??? =P
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Thats a quote that WeedMan Uses Alot.
Serious question?Originally Posted by Jums
Here's a (slightly) better joke.
A proton visits the doctors and says "Doctor, doctor I think I've lost an electron!"
the doctor says "are you sure?"
the proton replies "I'm positive!"
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