Thread: Intelligent jokes.

It's general knowledge

one day in a grade 4 science class test one question was:
Fill in the blank
Electronic chips and boards has ______ running through it to make it work.

Koosie was the brightest student in the class. But he was the only one to get that question wrong. and his teacher was shocked.

after the school-bell rang the teacher told Koosie come to her, he went.

Teacher: "Koosie in the test you wrote that electronic chips and boards has smoke running through it to make it work."

Koosie: "Yes miss, I did, why?"

Teacher: "But it is not the right answer Koosie, and I thought all the students knew that answer."

Koosie: "Miss, it is the right answer!"

Teacher: "How can you say that I am shocked!"

Koosie: "miss let me explain to you how it works."

Teacher: "Okay explain."

Koosie: "Miss you know friction generate heat."

Teacher: "Yes"

Koosie: "and if something heats up it expands correct"

Teacher: "that is correct yes"

Koosie: "and if you rapidly cool expanded solid objects it cracks and sometimes break"

Teacher: "yes but stop beating about the bush"

Koosie: "Okey miss I had a few events that made me figure it out"

Teacher: "Do explain"

Koosie: "I opened my daddies computer, Miss knows that computers have electronic chips and boards."

Teacher: "Go on I am getting impatient!"

Koosie: "I looked in the computer, and touched the big board on the inside."
Koosie: "It was hot, but I forgot about my glass of water next to the computer and bumped it and the cold water splashed over the board"

Teacher: "so?"

Koosie: "Miss, the board cracked and the smoke came out! and it never worked again!"
Koosie: "That proves that electronic chips and boards works with smoke."