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    Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped(Chuck Norris Facts :D)

    Very Simple just post your Fave Chuck Norris Fact

    Chuck Norris was having sex in the back of a trucks trailer but some sperm escaped and went in to the trucks engine we now know this truck as optimus prime

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    If you have 5$, and Chuck Norris has 5$, he has more cash than you.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball fast...the baseball flees from Chuck Norris fast.

    Ice cream sceams for chuck norris.

    Chuck Norris' Mother has a heart tattoo that reads 'Chuck Norris'.

    Family Guy made fun of Chuck and they made a spin-off. Now the Simpson's and South Park know not to.

    Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. But the name removed at once, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris, and lives/

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    When the bogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris!
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    when chuck norris jumps in a pool all the water jumps out,

    giraffes were created when norris uppercutted a horse,

    and chuck norris is so hard he can slam a revolving door
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    when chuck norris is hungry he eats a bowl of mixed bullets and then goes for a TNT smoke after drinking a glass of rocket fuel.
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    when you search chuck norris in google you only get one result, you dont find chuck norris, he finds you!
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    Oh it's this thread again

    Everyday chuck norris eats all the meat of a cow. Some days he forgets to kill the cow.
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    when chuck does pushups he actually moves the earth
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    chuck norriss... just wins.
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    chuck can not fart ho can only produce thunder
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