Thread: Funny stories

Hey there, I hope we didnt have this before. I couldnt find anything so I start this new thead here.

Post some funny stories (no matter if true or not)!

This one really(!) happened in October '95

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

Ltmq!!!!! hahahahahahah

Americans rofl thick out tbh

lmao i dont expect that last comment


another

Air Defense Radar:
“Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace.
Identify yourself.”
Aircraft:
“This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.”
Air Defense Radar:
“You are in Iranian airspace.
If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!”
Aircraft:
“This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!”
Air Defense Radar:
(no response ... total silence)
Semper Fi

I think the Russian have now a new 5th generation airplane that can kick ass to any plane the US have... it's called T-50 or something like that. and it pretty cheap too, unlike the overpriced american planes. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RAPED BY SOVIET RUSSIAN NOW, cuz In Soviet Russia, plane flies YOU!

here's another one:

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.
Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.

STUDENT:"But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
PROFESSOR:"Well, I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

HAHAH nice!

Lol pwned.