Thread: Things we learn from films and games

Originally Posted by Masked

Main Character NEVER hurts an animal
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ahum?The Deer Hunter (1978)

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

An electric fence powerful enough to kill a large dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

All bombs beep to aid the police finding them

Building ventilation ducts are always clean.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

Grocery shopping bags are made out of brown paper and there is always enough shopping to fill two bags exactly.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage

Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

You never need to look up the phone number for the pizza delivery service and the delivery guy is always psycic -you never need to tell him where you live or what you want on your pizza

In school, teachers will always be interrupted mid-sentence by the end-of-class bell.

If you are being chased by zombies run as fast as you can, even though they can barely walk they will still catch up with you.

after viewing a flash TV news report in your hotel room about the crime that you just committed it will be neccessary to immediately click the TV off.

All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

During a heated gun fight where you are out numbered, disadvantaged and ducking for cover there will always be a large barrel or container of explosive material near the enemy that can be ignited with a well placed single gun shot hit.