Thread: [BHS]-Psycho's first frag movie

You should make another video Psycho.

oh and please keep the thread on topic.

Infidel you can PM gerr

LOL I will do so thanks. but for me to do that I need many hours of play as I get so few kills... And I kind-of stick with a class I preformed good with. I will try to make the next one a short one.

Let us change the topic I mean there is only so much that can be said over a lil video>>>>>
Your jokes

they can be long short anything remember it is jokes so if you are offended just make a joke of it.


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A monk, priest and rabbi is walking through a desert.
they arrive at a beach were there is a bar.

the three start talking about how they will get something to drink as not one of them have money.

the monk goes and meditate for a while and goes up to the other to and he said:
I will go into the bar order a drink and then when the bartender asks me to pay I just tell him that I already paid. The bar is busy enough that he will not notice.

The monk walks in order his drink; drink it slowly and then the bartender came and asked him to pay. The monk said: I already paid you sir, remember?
"no I do not remember" said the bartender.
Monk: "but I am a religious man would I lie?"
"No, you will not. Maybe the bar is to full for me to remember everyone" said the bartender.

The monk came out and told the others that the plan worked.
No it was the priests turn.

He walks in order his drink; drink it faster than the monk as the has more stress. Then the bartender came and asked him to pay. The priest said: I already paid you brother, remember?
The bartender thinks a wile and said: "No I do not remember ".
Priest: "But surely brother you believe me as I am a religious man and would not lie!"
"The bar is to full for me to remember everyone" said the bartender.

The priest walks out fast and said to the rabbi ha may go it works.

He walks in order his drink; drink it slow and calm. Then the bartender came and asked him to pay. The rabbi said: I already paid you , remember?
The bartender thinks a wile and said: "No I do not remember but this is the third time that I forgot that someone has paid have one on the house".

As the bartender bring him his second drink and put it on the table the rabbi said to him: "I do not want to be rude but do you have some kind of brain illness?
Bartender: no I do not think so.

Rabbi: you still have my change....

A couple of Marines are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls back to HQ. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

Originally Posted by Infinal

i thought you said it was an academy match

We were looking for an academy match as we are academy skilled but not actually in it, we got a match against those guys and after 2 roudns we realised they were no where near academy or atleast future academy skill so we only pissed about then

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